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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 121 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Better yet, they aren't actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

because they dared live close to humans.

Poor dumb bastards.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

Tis the human "royals" who are living lies!

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't even mention macaroni penguins...so disappointing.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting they're not good with cheese?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Ha! That's a good one. You almost had me for a second.

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

What the fuck...