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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon reviews a game on steam (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The reply: Thanks for the money dipshit

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would be incredibly stupid.

1 bad review wouldn't put me off a game I was genuinely interested in, but the dev being a total douche canoe would.

[–] Dave 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like to read the bad reviews. I know everyone has different tastes. A constructive bad review can sell me a game if the things that person didn't like aren't a deal breaker for me.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 25 points 1 week ago

This is somewhat separate, but personally I find that the most reliable way to find good restaurants is to read the bad reviews and see if they have real complaints or if they were just in a foul mood because there was a wait to get a table without booking. If the restaurant replies that can be helpful too

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The best one on when the reviews are can incoherent.

Best one I saw was

thus tame should be free , there are orth gmes lime thisone and they are not as good

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Tuer word nnver soken

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how did they spell 'like' as "lime"??? there's two keys between 'k' and 'm'!!!

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

K and M are neighbors on QWERTY

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 ASDFGHJKL
  ZXCVBNM

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

gasp!!! such dastardly keyboard layout!!! how do you ever find anything???

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

*presses refund*