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Applying to some jobs and one asked for a knock knock joke. I had a book of them as a kid, but the only one I remember is:
Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say bananana?
I'm thinking of doing this one:
“Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Cows,” “Cows, who?” “Cows go MOO, not WHO!”
Any better suggestions, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Please don't cry - it's just a joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Employee
Employee who?
The employee for you
This one wins
Knock Knock, who's there? Ice-Cream. Ice-Cream who?
Ice-Cream, you scream, we scream for Ice-Cream
Knock Knock, who's there? Cargo. Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!