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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

I'm gonna go on a little rant about Halloween. Kids, pets and even adults dressing up, meeting your neighbours having a bit fun. I'm all for that. Decorate your house inside and out. Great.

Now here's the thing. People take this shit way to far. Instead of just walking a few streets with your kids, meeting new people, it's now "let's go and collect as much shit as possible from strangers before others get there".

How do we do that? We will drive around in our people mover looking for houses because Facebook mums have posted where the best streets are for little Johnny to collect his treats and he's only 3 and the size of a small hippo and he can't walk far.

It's now a car door slamming competition with a stampede. Aussies are great innovators. We take shit from around the world and we adapt them to suit us. Halloween is not one of them we do well.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I loved it back in Canada, cause it was the norm. Streets were full of kids and adults. 90% of houses were decorated and people got into the spirit of it.

Here it seems to forced and unnatural. Which is why we hand out caramel covered onions to all the trick or treaters.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Let's not forget the whole "I'll post my address online so I can lure your children in for the promise of a candy bar". Yikes.

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My go to is little packets of wasabi peas. Perfectly wholesome - even healthy. Don't often see the same faces twice though. Heh heh.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the best most multi-faceted accurate hot take of the day.

Fuck little johnny and the bite sized snickers he rode in on.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I've got no problem with the little Johnnys of this country. It's the parents who are pimping their kids out so they can gorge on the fruits for ron.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ted Cat's stroller has been attained, put together and tested with Ted sitting in it outside. He likes it. 😊 Tomorrow morning I will take him for a walk in the park. There will be pictures. πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ›žπŸ“¦πŸ›ž

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The adventures of the bum biter.

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Bum Biter goes Beyond

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[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This year’s Jack O Lantern

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

mine came with warts 😳

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I did not get the nice place I applied for on Monday despite offering 15/week more. At least they told me quick smart.

I may have good news with the other place though, pending clarification of some weird half baked email I got that was missing attachments. It's painful how much I'll be paying relative to the size, and lack of greenery, and noise, but I'm reframing it as like a temporary apartment stay to finish my studies. Because I only need to commit till about mid next year. And that means FREEDOM.

I will have to cull a lot, but at it'll feel like I'm really committing to closing this chapter of my life. No more coasting along.

Cross all your digits for me DT! The sooner I'm done with this the better 🀞

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

🀞🏻

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

everyone's got the goddamn end of year crazies and it ain't even november yet

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I’d ask for this year to end but they don’t seem to be improving do they

[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A colleague and I were just talking about this. Everyone’s burnt out way earlier than usual

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Seem to have started early this year. Did some grocery shopping earlier and there's so much pointless aggression.

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Day was better. Went fairly quick.

Taking the Monday off for the long weekend. Some people are taking Friday as well... If I didn't have a project kicking off that day I'd do the same.

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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

been having five guys for lunch the past three work days

is this addiction?

Sounds exhausting

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just ate 5 crunchy hash browns.

I’m happy now.

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[–] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Considering taping my fingers together so I don't flip the bird at WAY too many people here at work this morning, and it's not even 8:30 yet... :|

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Goodnight from human and loooong cat ❀️

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[–] indisin@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it really a computer game anymore when you have a notebook that looks like this?(ignore the maths, it's just scribble to prompt me at stages of the build)

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (17 children)

Jesus that lineup for When We Were Young 2025 should come with a NSFW warning, sporting a semi in the office. Ok, thats a lie. But I did gasp and moan slightly.

That line up is... I mean... F me dead thats must of punk rock royalty right there. That is gonna go OFF! I hate festivals, but if that weren't in the states I'd be considering it.

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[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Beautiful afternoon. But what baffles me is how many people are in shorts or dresses. When my day started it was a chilly 12c so jeans it was. Do people just freeze for half the day for the 1 hour of nice weather, or do they carry around a change of clothes for when the sun comes out. I’ve lived in Melbourne all my life and still can’t figure it out.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If I know it's gonna be like 18+ later on, I'm wearing shorts in anticipation. I assume it would be same for dresses and such.

In any case, I bring a jumper. As long as my torso is warm I'm fine. My legs don't really get cold.

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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I can't really help as I'm menopausal: hot when it's cold and cold when it's hot. Also spending most of my working life in kitchens has messed up my body thermostat. I find I wear things like long shorts over leggings and short sleeved t-shirts over long sleeved ones and with my trusty light-but-just-warm-enough crappy hoodie, I'm ready for anything! πŸ«‘πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ³πŸ₯”

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

oh god, my head/face is so little i chose childrens glasses and didn't even know until i read the receipt just now , they look good tho πŸ€“

Here's to the midnight snack club:

Strawberries and cashews.

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Dear Head Office,

STOP THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC IMMEDIATELY!!!

Sincerely, Me (and Everyone Else I Hope).

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lunch

Claypot with - sausage, onions, kimchi, rice cakes, egg, and some sauces. Coconut as the beverage.

Not gonna lie.....it's good as.

Update: It's all gone, and I'm regretting it slightly. Definitely nap inducing.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Haha! Just discovered what this mysterious un used piece in my recent Lego sets is for. I am an idiot!

mystery lego

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I freaking hate Debian. I do not like not being the owner of all files nor given easy tools to take ownership of stuff. And I'm spending a lot more time in terminal than I would like. I understand why me accessing and replacing files in VAR is a bad idea, I get why you might wanna prevent that. But its MY system, if I wanna crash the fucker than thats my right! Not having access to files for apps I install (like plex) is insane.

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[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Last minute ticket to Thom Yorke......! Holy shit. Let's go!

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Made it down the bellarine again. Down here there's a place called Swan island where SAS train. Anyway the neighbour is ex-SAS. I've never really had a long conversation with the dude. Bumped into him as I was rocking up and he was walking his puppy said 'ello. I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SCARED OF A KILLING MACHINE WALKING A PUPPY.

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I regret drinking a coffee last night.

Now I'm tired.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Another coffee. And the cycle continues!

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ticketing scum alert for buses around Footscray interchange

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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Need to do assignment.

Can only play ukulele.

I find that I have an urgent need to clean the bathroom when a deadline is pending

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Meal prep for the next couple of days is done. Now I can start on dinner!

At least dinner is a kit so won't take too much effort. I also made a few extra serves of oats and some burgers for the freezer so I have a head start on a few more future meals too.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Finished Coraline and all I can say is wow. Highly recommend if you don't mind a bit of scary.

[–] indisin@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just make sure you don't sew on the buttons.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

The quiet little stick vac I was so hyped about is fine for quick touchups but struggling in the face of heaps of scattered litter and shredded cardboard… The other one is unreasonably loud so I keep it for the back room (away from the cat) and even then have to use earplugs.

It’s fine, with heavier stuff like this I’ll just sweep the carpet with the soft indoor broom. It’s more tiring and might kick up some dust but it’s silent. It’s really good for getting a lot of the pet hair as well.

I don’t really rate the Sabco carpet sweeper I bought. It is convenient in that it collects dust and debris as you go but the handle is too short so you have to hunch over, and you have to push it hard to get the bristles to sweep. It’s also hard to get into the corners.

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gym complete. I feel as though I’ve earned a nice lunch. Banh mi?

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah, once again Melbcat has medicine stuck in her fur… I’d wipe it off right away but by the time she’s had it she really wants to nick off, and I let her go calm down. So it dries into her fur and the liquid sets like concrete.

I might buy a bib just for meds time. I think that will be insanely cute.

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