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[โ€“] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Can my husband drink my milk"

I'm assuming this is about breast milk, but all I can think of is someone losing their absolute shit because their partner drank from the wrong carton of milk.

"I WROTE MY NAME ON IT, MICHAEL! MY NAME! IT'S MY PROPERTY! YOU'VE STOLEN A GLUG OF MILK! THAT'S ILLEGAL!"

[โ€“] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Once you're married it's our milk anyway.