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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

When does Russia invade to de-nazify the US?

(They already have, comrade. And your citizens voted it in)

Here's another question:

If Russia launched a nuke at the US, would puppet trump use the launch codes?

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably not because he would probably tell Putin to target a major Democratic city center

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Dearborn, MI would probably be high on the list.

High Muslim population. Heavy Democratic leaning (except this year. Lol)

One obvious one NYC, but he wouldn't want to hurt his property value.

So, pretty much the entire pacific coast.

[–] deadbeef79000 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The launch codes are 00000 anyway, so...

You're missing three zeros.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

more like that insane fuck would nuke some place as final middle finger before he dies to old age