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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

One who runs behind car gets exhausted.