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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

“Take as needed until symptoms improve”

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

You skipped that apple again.

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 4 points 6 days ago

Don't eat suppository this time

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

One who runs behind car gets exhausted.

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

"Don't believe everything you read"

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It's either lupus or sarkoidosis

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Stick it in her pooper!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

True… Or not I can’t tell.

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#

[–] Odo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

L is real 2401

[–] jastyty@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Paracetamol

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fell on it.

No you didn’t.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

One in a million chance!

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Humminum humminum nmimminim.

Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Crash test dummies?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You summoned some shit with that last word

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

None can read. What I’ve written.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[–] wiezy_lrwi@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?

[–] M33@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Honk twice a day if you can read this

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"The kitchen here is contaminated."

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"I need to do a rectal exam now"