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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 1 day ago

Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Gonna have huge calves.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.