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Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?
I don't want to be his room mate.
Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!
French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.
I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.
Gonna have huge calves.
Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.