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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 96 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

I'm sure he'll clean the rug.

[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

that's clever!

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago

I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

I joke!I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

But I bet you don't have a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Lol. That's true. I couldn't find one in my size.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

Systems just works. I like it

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I didn't get the joke until I read this and took another look.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏