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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 14 points 3 hours ago

I need to make some stickers out of these...to make new friends :D

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 points 6 minutes ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 62 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago

img

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 hours ago

If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

What's with the beaver crab?

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 points 5 minutes ago

Gorust Lang

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

[–] krippix@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

Mix between Go and Rust mascots

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

edit: it's nodejs

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm something of a gopher myself you know

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?...looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can't place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wordpress I think.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I'm not sure I'd consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

I think they were just going for cursed-ness