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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The cousins from Miami got me

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The "Gaetz made a post asking reddit how to make venmo payments private" was my favorite.

[–] spamellama@midwest.social 3 points 15 hours ago

Because of course he would