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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 70 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, everyone wants some drugs. The girls, the police, ...

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"The pd reportedly found 39 lbs of drugs at the premises, which took several trips to transport as the 35 lbs were found to be very volitile. So volitile, in fact, that by the time it had reached the locker, the 20lbs had decayed into 5lbs through natural breakdown. The department is looking to press charges for the 1lb they found, but it is unlikely that the defendants will see any prison time as a gram is not normally considered a serious crime."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

No one talks about the half-life of drugs, shame

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is truly the dark souls of drugs