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Penguin rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My translator shows "enterprise", not "business".

While the words technically have the same meaning in this case, enterprise goose has a bit more pizazz!

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That makes me imagine penguins writing Java code.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I just hear buzzwords “kubernetes! Scalable! Docker! AI performance! Latency! Enterprise! Reliable! DATABASE! MangoDB MariaDB! SQLite!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

MongooseDB

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Blockchain!