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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My translator shows "enterprise", not "business".

While the words technically have the same meaning in this case, enterprise goose has a bit more pizazz!

[–] drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That makes me imagine penguins writing Java code.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I just hear buzzwords “kubernetes! Scalable! Docker! AI performance! Latency! Enterprise! Reliable! DATABASE! MangoDB MariaDB! SQLite!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Blockchain!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What did China call them before the invention of the 3 piece suit?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They didn't. 3 piece suits are older than penguins, because penguins are a type of bird, and birds were invented by the US government as surveillance drones.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So those "bones" in roasted duck i get from my local Chinese place were microchips all along? Bastards!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mainly their antennae, occasionally they're solid state storage drives

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Decided to research the etymology further and found this article: No, the Chinese word for "penguin" does not really mean "business goose", but what do you think?

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

鵝 -> 我鳥 (me bird)

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Goose is like Duck but the pro version

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

I thought that would be a swan?