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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god-damned dicks.

[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

I think you're referring to the wooden dildos he stuffed his mouth with. Back then, there was no such thing as silicone.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.

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