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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 week ago (25 children)

I don't know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.

"Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste."

What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My Walmart has them next to the pharmacy, 2 or 3 aisles away from the toothpaste

Meijer has them on the same aisle as the deodorant

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It does baffle me that there are parents that think that a kid seeing that box will be ‘scarred for life’

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Well, it may lead them to satan. As you know, only pure people go to heaven. So don't even think about sex. And if you do, then better whip yourself until you forget about it or you pass out.

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