Barowinger

Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

• 2 nostrils
• 2 ears
• mouth
• urethra
• anus

Did I forget any?

Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.

Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!

Which episode is this from?

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

Well, it may lead them to satan. As you know, only pure people go to heaven. So don't even think about sex. And if you do, then better whip yourself until you forget about it or you pass out.

Yeah but have you considered that vibrators are very likely causing school shootings?

Vibrator goes brrrrrrr

Gun goes brrrrrr

Do you see the pattern?

Funny how they use the word "consent" here that is usually used by progressive people to advocate for safe sex. This is surely done on purpose. To make it sound like seeing dildos in the store is something close to sexual harassment.

Funnily enough, they frame it as sexual harassment against the adults. As in "now I have to explain my child about sex toys". And completely ignore the children's perspective. If there was any risk in seeing sex toys, the children would be much more prone to getting "damaged", as they are children. But since when do "conservatives" even care about the health and safety of children?

The parents should be very well able to deal with seeing sex toys. They are adults after all.

The children will not care about just seeing the sex toys. The biggest risk is that the parents scare them with a bad explanation, and then when they get older they will be scared of sex or think they need to do some things they don't want to.

Source?

Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:

Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."

Make a fair payment model. No classic subscription. But pay per watched minute, and when you hit a certain amount of minutes, every additional minute is free.

Thanks for the insight, this is really helpful!

That looks super interesting, thank you a lot!