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[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

  • 2 nostrils
  • 2 ears
  • mouth
  • urethra
  • anus

Did I forget any?

Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

And belly buttons.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.

I also never claimed to be human.