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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

well hey you only have 3 holes to a person

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if you want to triple stuff?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You would not be in a state of Texas then

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ummm ... Im sure many many many vibratory films are shot and marketed in Texas ..... So this law is already unenforceable.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Pardon me if I choose not to test that theory

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

7 unless you include the belly button.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sorry I cannot recognize holes less than a couple inches deep

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a niche disability - ear blindness?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

This the shallows that fail to call those of us that seek depth to assuage our pain