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Trump is named Time’s Person of the Year and rings the New York Stock Exchange’s opening bell (apnews.com)

submitted 1 week ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/49608730

EDITED: Change link to proper article instead of a stupid video, and changed associated text to match new URL.

Disgusting, in my opinion.

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Being Times person of the year means you have had a significant impact, not that you are necessarily a good person. It says nothing about doing good deeds.

[–] deadbeef79000 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A subtlety lost on many.

Voldemort was a great wizard.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What most people don't know about Voldemort? Pretty good at karaoke. Not great, but surprisingly better than you thought.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

What most people don't know about Voldemort? Pretty good at karaoke. Not great, but surprisingly better than you thought.

In avada kedavra, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In avada kedavra, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true!

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

The whole NYSE thing though is blatantly sucking up to Trump. And since Times already gave it to him once, maybe don't feed his overinflated ego even more? Because there is no way he is going to take it as a negative, as his desperate desire to be on the cover has shown.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

That's pointless.

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, it's totally benign.. 🙄