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'Stop sticking googly eyes on sculptures' - US city tells residents (www.bbc.co.uk)

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

while we're at it you can also legally buy traffic cones

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

remember, folks, if you don't obey in advance, you can get cool shit.

like golden traffic cones.

(which was added after people were doing traffic cones on statues and Glasgow just gave up and gave in.) (Non-serious issue, with a serious reminder,)