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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can brew beer, bake bread, make wine, kill animals, preserve meat without a refrigerator, make sausages.

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can follow you around and make sure that your beer, bread, wine, meat and sausages are edible... To ensure you don't get food poisoning ofc!

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

And that's the story of how I became the village dog.