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Seriously an undervalued skill in a zombie apocalypse
Well, if you just join the hordes of the ambling dead right away you're not really helping are you
Imagine you're in LA and a small community of survivors has formed. All of them need to eat and drink. Each of them could fuck up (leave door open, get infected and hide it, etc.). You sit down to make a list of all the skills they have and after hearing "improv theater" for the tenth time you change your mind about OP.
I'm not sure if you said ambling when you meant shambling, but either way I just love the idea of a horde of zombies just moseying around, having a relaxing little stroll downtown to eat everyone, making the best of a sunny afternoon and devouring humanity.
Precisely. In almost every movie when the zombies aren't currently chasing anyone they're just chill, walking slowly and stress free whereever they please.
Did someone say zombie apocalypse?
!zombiesurvival@sopuli.xyz
Can zombies swim?
I guess it depends who you ask. World war Z suggests they just walk on the ocean floor aimlessly. Does that count?