The fuck?
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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If my son was living NEET I would take away masturbation privileges too so he would move the fuck out.
and become homeless I guess
What? No. I’m not kicking them out into the streets. But I will absolutely incentivize moving out. You can’t just do NOTHING about having a NEET child, that’s bad parenting. So is forcing your children to be homeless.
So you would rather protocol and document your child's masturbation behavior than just telling them to pay rent or get out? Both would be a lot less awkward, but thats just me i guess
I don’t think I could actually kick my child out onto the streets. But I am not above petty negative incentives so that they can actually take steps to improve their lives.
That's fair, i probably wouldn't give them the boot myself either. Though I would def try the rent thing to make them go outside and ideally doing something to improve themselves.
Yeah and then if they don’t pay rent or get a job then the only option is to kick them out, which doesn’t work for me.
What a culture!
And what about when they call your bluff and turn "semen inspection time" into a "guess where I came this time" game?
Then combine it with the "release numbered animals" and say there was n+1 to find when there's really only n.
Ahahahaha well I guess then I’ll have to kick em out. Can’t outsmart me when I hold the trump cards.
Of course a christian user said this there is no other way someone would post this.
I think you need to read their name again
Sorry I don't know what I read it as ,but still if the guy thinks that this is normal this isn't okay.
I am so not a Christian my guy
I dunno feels a lot like a facebook mom from a cult or strict curch.
Maybe if this was a 16 year old or something, but this is a 22 year old man who cannot find a way to get tissue paper without his mother. This is something different.