Greentext

4731 readers

1679 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

474

Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

178 comments fedilink hide all child comments

The fuck?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!

Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.