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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

By nutting directly into the toilet, bypassing the need for tissue

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You still need the tissue to rub yourself with. Jerking off bare handed is painful, especially if you don't have foreskin because your parents were religious barbarians.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

wtf who jerks it with a tissue

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Fucking everybody without foreskin who realizes that lotion/lube is too messy.