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Perdue Announces Initiative To Even The Playing Field By Giving Chickens Guns (theonion.com)
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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you remember where you were when the great chicken war of '25 struck?

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Those who didn’t get shot, suffered with the flu.