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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 15 points 2 weeks ago

“They should get one clean shot. That’s just good sportsmanship. So from now on, every chicken in our Perdue facilities will have free and easy access to firearms. We may lose some staff to gunshot wounds, but everyone involved—human or fowl—will have an opportunity to defend themselves. It’s only right.”

I can't really disagree.

[–] smeenz 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No no, it's cows with guns, chickens in choppers.

https://youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you remember where you were when the great chicken war of '25 struck?

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Those who didn’t get shot, suffered with the flu.