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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He'll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.

[โ€“] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

more like he will jack up the prices and personally pocket the difference somehow