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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dying on the toilet, then falling off, is common.

The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping.

So that’s fun.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

People need to drink more water.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 days ago

Vegetables are communist.

I only eat steak. I'm a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that's of the devil.