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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'd choose: Boromir, Ned Stark, and Sean Bean.

No way anything bad can happen to me with those magnets around.

[–] Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You'd be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Nah, I think it'd go more like this:

  • Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
  • Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it's already pressed.
  • Have a pleasant trip up.
  • Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
  • All three politely allow you to exit first.
  • Step out of the lift safely.
  • Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
  • Walk off thinking how nice they all were.
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Jᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I dunno. Might take Sharpe instead of Ned Stark, good to have someone that knows how to use a rifle