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Master negotiator Donald Trump to end Ukraine war by simply giving Russia everything it wants (newsthump.com)

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Trump, who won reelection in November 2024 partly by claiming he could end the Ukraine war in one day, spent his first month in office posting cryptic messages on Truth Social about how the “deep state” was preventing him from implementing his genius plan. Now, with pressure mounting, he has finally delivered on his promise – by offering to surrender on Ukraine’s behalf.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"When religion and politics travel in the same cart the riders believe themselves to be unstoppable"