Nothing makes me feel more powerful than getting downvoted and not caring while having a bunch of people who clearly care a lot about votes tell me I should care about downvotes.

Go ahead and downvote me, it literally doesn’t matter.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I used to care about downvotes, until I realized that I'm always right, and the only reason someone would disagree with me is if they're wrong.

Learning that the average American has a 6th grade reading comprehension has caused me a great amount of stress worrying about the future of my nation, and brought me a great amount of peace knowing that anyone who disagrees with me is simply too bad at reading to understand what I'm saying

And even if I was wrong about something, I can simply assume that the people downvoting me are pedophiles, and I don't care what a bunch of pedophiles think of me

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

I want to explain everything that is wrong with this post, but I'm afraid of the implication.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You said that so I'd upvote you, you jerk!