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[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

A laptop should easily handle a database of 60,000 rows. I run much bigger databases on my own laptop for development purposes.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Not if it is filled to the brim with 3 TB of porn

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Delete Ass Master volume 7 to make room - that one wasn't any good anyways.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Really went downhill after volume 3. You hope that they'll get back on course by volume 6 at least, but alas.

[-] drtaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

I can personally vouch for that not causing a problem either.

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