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[-] pappabosley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Having just spent 2 weeks in japan, I'm not looking forward to my first poop at home. Am going to be looking at cost of upgrading.

[-] ngdev@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

just get one that fits under your toilet seat they're like 40 bucks and take 5 mins to install

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Feh, you vastly underestimate how crap I am at plumbing.

Like the comic relief janitor of old, I have a gift for picking up every wrong part before I find the one I need.

[-] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago

They're thumb nuts, you don't even need tools. There are pictures. It's really easy.

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

If you're that unsure of your abilities, spend a bit more and get one of the replace the whole seat kind of bidets. Literally All I had to do was disconnect the waterline, install the t-junction, then reconnect the waterline. Plug the provided hose into both items, install with some thumb screws and enjoy your wet butthole.

[-] pappabosley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The waterline for my toilet is inside the cistern

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

It doesn't hook up to the wall anywhere you can hook into?

[-] pappabosley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

A plumber could, nothing i could self install

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

The problem with bidets is that they require electricity and often there isnt any available next to the toilet. So you have to burn your house down and start over from scratch.

[-] P1nkman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What kind of fancy bidets are you using?? I've never used one that requires electricity, and I've spent months in Italy, all over the country.

[-] j0ester@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dude, trust me.. that booty will love you. I never liked it, until my wife got me in to it. I feel fresher than ever.

[-] banshee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Alpha bidet is where it's at

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