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[-] 20cello@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure Jesus himself used to ride on bears back

[-] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, he used to ride his apostles "bareback". But I see how you might confuse the two.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He was being an ass so they shooed him and the bear away with palm fronds

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

There are certified theological records that show Jesus only rode dinosaurs. Bears hadn't evolved yet.

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