Pretty sure Jesus himself used to ride on bears back
Nah, he used to ride his apostles "bareback". But I see how you might confuse the two.
He was being an ass so they shooed him and the bear away with palm fronds
There are certified theological records that show Jesus only rode dinosaurs. Bears hadn't evolved yet.
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Pretty sure Jesus himself used to ride on bears back
Nah, he used to ride his apostles "bareback". But I see how you might confuse the two.
He was being an ass so they shooed him and the bear away with palm fronds
There are certified theological records that show Jesus only rode dinosaurs. Bears hadn't evolved yet.