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"What is my purpose?" (lemmy.nz)
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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 83 points 1 year ago

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Fuck you.

I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

(Good job)

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What I actually read was:

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

What about my nipples?

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 year ago

Do you not have arms and hands?

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago

Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

- Harder!
- What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help
- What?

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"The design is very human."

Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

For a friendly shake.

[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

To give back the croutons obviously.

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