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It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
- Harder!
- What?? I mean
Command not recognised, please seek help- What?
"The design is very human."
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine