If lizard people were a metaphor I would have time for this conspiracy, but David Icke literally believes The Queen could turn into a 7ft transdimensional lizard.
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Show me where the lizard people touched you
If lizard people were a metaphor I would have time for this conspiracy, but David Icke literally believes The Queen could turn into a 7ft transdimensional lizard.