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[-] Fizz 1 points 1 year ago

Every time my guinea pigs misbehave (daily event - they are not trained and treated like royalty) I threaten to eat them. If I were made of lettuce they'd eat me without a second thought so its mutual.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i once had a hamster, called him meatball, my ex left the cage outside in the Desert sun for 5 minutes and became a real meatball.

learned the value of normative determinism. and to make sure to get better exes

[-] Fizz 1 points 1 year ago

Wow thats fucked up, what a horrible way to go.

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