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[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nonsense, goatse has been a beloved activity for the whole family for decades. Gather the kids and grandparents together for your first viewing.

[–] deadbeef79000 9 points 1 year ago

Enhance your calm Satan.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

[–] Katzimir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Good fucking lord. I'll say one thing, I didn't realise just what an air of determination that picture gave off. He is really pulling that thing apart, isn't he?

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need goatse.

It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

goatse.cx, often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's just not for you. For me, who is into the more extreme anal stuff, it's just normal. Please learn that not everything is made for you!

[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Whether it's for me or not, the people still need to be warned. Thank you for your input