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I feel like that's our best hope at this point. We need some comicbook super villain to poison our drinking supply with LSD to factory reset most of us.
The ketamine definitely isn't working. For example, Elon still has an ego the size of a supermassive blackhole.
Yeah but that might just be a dosage problem. Let's bump his dose up 100x. Best case, ego death and he reformed. Worse case, actual death which might actually be best case.
Fair enough. I mean, best case scenario, he becomes a good person, gives away all of his money to charity, apologizes for all of it, and accepts his daughter.
I'd vote for both. let him realize his error and live just enough to realize how terrible he is as he gets beaten to death by his kids. That's probably closer to best case.
Aw fuck it, let's just drop a wire into the pleasure center of his brain and leave him hooked up to the mains.
CIA to the rescue!