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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

She still does not like it.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.

Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 22 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I imagine this in the style of the narrator at the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Rod Serling, put some respec on his name.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

That wouldn't be nice

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Honestly, me and wife on that one. Sure we've tried it but neither of us really enjoyed it. So we haven't done it again...doesn't stop me from making the jokes though.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 11 months ago

I'll do whatever to get pussy on my face, women still embarrassed when doing it for some reason.

IT'S WHAT I CRAVE, IT'S PERFECT, JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

eh, we'd rather give our full attention to each other than compete

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That explains what the arrows are for then. They seem quite misleading, I thought it was some sort of advice for animations until reading comments.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was for the finger.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

If you’re only using a finger, you’re doing it wrong.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure I got myself one of those.

[–] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't know what to think of this honestly.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 18 points 11 months ago

Dude your the Wizard Pope, you could steal my nose while I sleep, I just could ignore brain waves due to some nasty pasty things....

You will find a way!

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 11 months ago

Generally an upward strike is better placed on the jaw, that's an immediate knock out for many

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Okay let's do it.