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[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 153 points 11 months ago (7 children)

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 50 points 11 months ago
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Also works for slippers.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I thought it was this:

Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 118 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

[–] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 35 points 11 months ago

Its gotta be somewhere…

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 106 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Step 1: inspect

Step 2: push hood up

Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 11 months ago

Up up down down left right left right B A B A

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

step 1: bop it

step 2: twist it

step 3: pull it

step 4: find a new partner

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 105 points 11 months ago (4 children)

my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:

(this is why I'm single isn't it)

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[–] Kaigyo@lemmy.world 97 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Remember though, capital letters. Don't dot the i.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 17 points 11 months ago

Jeremy Bearimy?

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 66 points 11 months ago (15 children)

Do I reach in through the nose or ears?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago

If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye

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[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

You need to go to the hospital right now. You're having an aneurysm

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[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 76 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 68 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When you do that, you'll feel like you're recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time

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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 50 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

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[–] ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What a strange diagram of some slippers.

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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 68 points 11 months ago

Behold a man

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...

I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Joycon drift.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵‍💫

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (8 children)

She still does not like it.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.

Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 22 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 months ago

Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.

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