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Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
If the mouse isn't going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
https://lemmy.world/post/34593380
(Oh wait... you were talking about that other clit???)