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Anon deals with crows
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this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
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Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho
it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…
Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time
did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?
Feed crows, do crimes.