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[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

[-] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
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