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I hate that we are in a timeline that I can't be absolutely sure that this is satire anymore.
It is satire
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/alex-dick-19844012_i-thought-i-was-being-generous-i-gave-staff-activity-7378685544299532288-i-dr
Sure is! The last photo is hilarious actually
me irl
I legitimately could not tell
It absolutely is. This was his next post
LMAO! Taking notes from Lyndon Johnson I see! (For those not in the know, the US President would call people into the Oval Office crapper and talk to them while taking a dump.)
I used to do that with a professor at the urinals. Somehow, with all of our conversations, it just made the flow better.
You used to shit in the urinal? That is a power move.
I love that there was a person who really did this, and of course they were also president of the United States.
Humanity is not yet lost 🙏
I’m reasonably sure it’s not?
I had a manager that said these things. These people are ghouls.
That almost brings it over the line, but no, I think it's serious. Only a heroic CEO could have the vision to give people time off. It's nothing like what unions have been clamoring to do for over a century.
It definitely brings it over the line, and it's absolutely satire.